Dinosaur Sunrise Coffee T-Shirt

Navy / XS

$27.04

Dinosaur Sunrise Coffee T-Shirt

$27.04

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From vibes to imminent doom in 0.2 seconds flat—this shirt captures the full emotional arc of adulthood.

On the front, our friendly dino is living his best life: sippin’ coffee, soaking up the sunrise, and declaring, “What a great day to be alive.”

Turn it around, though, and reality hits—literally. A giant asteroid’s about to end the good vibes, and our caffeinated hero mutters the only appropriate response: “Ah shi…”

It’s the perfect shirt for coffee lovers, dinosaur fans, sarcasm connoisseurs, or anyone who’s ever had a good morning completely ruined by reality. (So… basically everyone.)

🦴 Features:

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough to forget your problems for 5 minutes

Classic unisex fit with a comfy crew neckline—because extinction doesn't mean sloppy

Front and back print = full storytelling experience

No side seams, ribbed collar, ethically sourced US cotton

The only shirt that pairs existential dread with breakfast beverages

🧼 Care Instructions (for the survivors):

Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

Do not bleach (unless you want DIY asteroid impact art)

Tumble dry low like the asteroid’s descent

Iron low if needed (but who are we kidding?)

Do not dry clean—you’re not going to a gala, you're avoiding extinction

Funny. Relatable. Doomed.

This tee is a walking meme and a whole mood. Grab one before the asteroid hits.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at lessclandesigns@gmail.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: PO Box 71 Jonesboro, GA 30237

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at lessclandesigns@gmail.com.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at lessclandesigns@gmail.com.